1st - Smurf Sex: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
2nd - Kitchen Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
3rd - Bedroom Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time, your sex has become routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
4th - Hallway Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for too long, when you pass each other in the hallway you both say “screw you”.
5th - Religious Sex: Which means you get nun in the morning, nun in the afternoon and nun at night.
6th - Courtroom Sex: This is when you can’t stand your wife any more, she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
7th - Social Security Sex: You get a little each month but not enough to enjoy yourself.
2nd - Kitchen Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
3rd - Bedroom Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time, your sex has become routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
4th - Hallway Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for too long, when you pass each other in the hallway you both say “screw you”.
5th - Religious Sex: Which means you get nun in the morning, nun in the afternoon and nun at night.
6th - Courtroom Sex: This is when you can’t stand your wife any more, she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
7th - Social Security Sex: You get a little each month but not enough to enjoy yourself.
