why women love assholes (part tres)

Part 1

Part 2

If there is one kind of guy who I can’t stand in this world. It’s the cock blocking nice guy. I can handle a fellow asshole trying to block my shit… But what I cannot handle is the guy who acts all concerned, is a shoulder for the girl to cry on, and tells her over and over again about the kind of guy she deserves.

Guess what? That guy is usually…

HIM.

Shocker.

I call these pussies, “assholes in disguise.” I am going to let you ladies in a little secret. All guys are pretty much the fucking same. Each one of us has a cock and a stomach and each one of us can be made happy by a good meal, and/or sexual gratification. Sure, a nice guy will tell you that he wants more, and he may… But I will get to that later.

In most cases what makes one of these “assholes in disguise” appear like a nice guy is that this kind of guy doesn’t land pussy very often. So, because of that,  he puts the pussy on a pedestal because he gets it so rarely.

You don’t think so? Let me ask you this then? How many good looking guys do you know that don’t sleep around because it’s just not their thing? Shut up. No… shut the fuck up. There are none. ZERO. The only good looking guys that don’t sleep around while they are single are lying, priests, or gay. Women refer to these guys as assholes because they land lots of tail. But are they really assholes?

Your typical asshole, is very direct about what he wants. If you don’t want to give it, he shrugs his shoulders and moves on. But at the very least you know where he is coming from.  You know what he wants, and you know the score before hand. He doesn’t have to lie to get pussy.

The asshole in disguise will make you feel special, will make you feel wanted, will listen to your problems, lure you in, and then fucking disappear right after you have sex. Now, you tell me who the REAL asshole is. Don’t lie ladies, its all happened to you once. Now, some guys are genuine. It happens. But like I said before, at the heart of it men are all the fucking same. You may think you have landed someone who cares about spending time with you and being your partner and all that fucking shit. But… take away sex and stop cooking… and you’ll watch that nice guy turn right into an asshole like me, and you’ll also see him lose interest in “whats on your mind.”

To conclude: Guys are all assholes. We just have different angles. Whether we listen to you well, or are good at showing you a fun time, at the heart of it, we are all looking for sex as much as possible. If you disagree let me ask you one time. When does a guy ever say, “I am not in the mood.” (If he does, he is fucking someone else. Asshole.)

why women love assholes (part dos)

PART 1

Be An Asshole

Sometimes in life there are things you have to do even if you don’t want too. This is one of those things. A reality of life is that women don’t want the nice guy. The problem is, most guys at the heart of it, really are nice. Balancing being an asshole every girl wants with being sweet enough to her to keep her from leaving is some tough shit. Here is how you get it done from asshole part 1.

- Make your time precious: When dealing with your woman, you have to give her the impression that every second you dedicate to her is a gift. When you are on the phone, always be the one to end the call. When you are out, be the one to say its time to leave first. Be the master of what time you spend with her and it will make her want to get more out of you. Abruptly ending an evening or a phone conversation will make the girl feel like she is not a top priority and she will fight to be one.

- Always make the plans: Say Friday night is open. She wants the two of you to go dancing with her friends. Do something else….ANYTHING ELSE. Find out where your friends are going and tell her to go have fun with her friends and that you’ll hook up after. She will come with you. Spending time with you is more important than hanging with her friends only if you could care less either way. While you are out with your buddies that night, suggest to them that all of you get together next week to do what she wants. That way she gets to do what she wanted to do…But on your terms baller.

- Do not rush off advances from other women: If you get flirted with don’t chase her off because you have somebody, even if you want too. Be nice, have a small chat, and smile about it. I am not saying flirt back huge, or fuck around. Just be cordial and mildly receptive. This will do an assortment of things. It will make it abundantly clear to her that you are in demand. If she fucks up, you have options. This will keep her on her best behavior. It also makes her feel like she has something that other women want. They love that shit. I mean fucking love it. If you aren’t in high demand from women, make female friends and talk to them on the phone a lot. Make her jealous, but make it appear like its her problem.

- Pick a fight now and then: Girls like getting worked up, and they like getting worked up by you the most. If they spend all day thinking about what a dick you are…that’s OK. Why? Because she is thinking about you. When she approaches you about the problem, act like nothing happened and the whole thing hasn’t even crossed your mind. This will driver her batty. Then you make up with her. Then you have make up sex. Be very careful when doing this though. While women love drama, the never forget. Don’t be stupid enough to get yourself in a hole you can’t get out of. Make the fight last, but make sure its something that she will forget about quick.

- Make her come get you: If she is sitting on one couch, sit on the other one. She wants you to sit and snuggle with her, but is wondering why you would rather sit by yourself. One of two things will happen. She will come over to you, or ask you to come over to her. Going to her is not a mistake. But before you get up, pop out a sigh like getting up is an effort. She will think you don’t want to. Now you have her on the hook. In either circumstance, after 60 seconds goes by, drop her a compliment…and watch her melt. It’s like giving a dog a cookie for playing dead. This applies to holding hands, sitting at a table, so on, and so forth.

-Limit how much you express yourself verbally: If you are telling a girl you love her or she is beautiful over and over again it will lose impact. Besides, expressing yourself exposes you. Someone with strength is guarded and keeps their weaknesses to themselves. If you really care about someone, they can make you feel weak (in a good way). But, women like their men strong. The days of them liking blubbering babies who write them poetry are long over. Contain how much you express to them verbally and they will crave it more and more.

But keep your balance: Despite all this shit, you have to let her know she is still the one by doing nice things for her at the most unexpected times. Be spontaneous so she thinks, “Maybe he does think about me.” This will keep her off balance and second guessing instead of thinking you are just an asshole all of the time. Remember, the goals of everything above is to make her second guess and get frustrated. Not too constantly piss her off.

I have a message to each gender that thinks what I have written today is unnecessary.

Guys: You may be saying to yourself that you don’t want to go down this road to get a girl. All I have to ask you is: How is what you are doing working out for you so far? Because if you’re single, everything you have done to this point has been wrong. You may get a girl being sweet all the time, but you’ll never be that guy she daydreams about or looks at as the one she cant forget about. Girls masturbate thinking about that guy. If you are determined to be a nice guy, I will tip my hat to you. But remember. Being nice doesn’t mean you have a pussy. Be nice, but don’t stop being a guy. You will not respect yourself, or keep a girl if you hand her your dick just because you are crazy about her.

Girls: For every time you have gotten bored with a nice guy or ditched one for an asshole, then talked to the guy you ditched about your problems…This is what you have created. Remember in high school when guys worshiped the ground you walked on? Remember how you broke his heart? That’s how nice guys become players or frat boys. That’s how they become the asshole that you chase. You have created the playing field that players play on. If you don’t want to play games, try treating a nice guy the way they treat you. I guarantee it will grow on you.

Dr Phil is a fuckbag.

why women love assholes

There are certain “compliments” in life that are just veiled doses of reality. If someone says, “You look fine.” You really look like shit. If they say, “You got a haircut!” instead of, “I love your hair!” they hate it. For a guy, that line is, “You are such a nice guy.” Girls mean it when they say it, but they also mean so much more. It really means, “I will give you all the attention in the world, until the guy I really want comes along.” It means, “I love talking to you, but I would never sleep with you.” It means you are a filler.

How many times have you ladies said, “I just want a nice guy who will treat me right?” How many guys have been that guy only to see that girl end up with some asshole who treats her like shit? It’s a cycle that puts men in a horrible conundrum. Why do women like assholes so much and why is being called a “nice guy” the absolute kiss of death?

- Women love drama: Any girl who talks about how happy she is with her guy is really daydreaming about fucking the milkman. Women love to bitch about their man to their friends. They get more attention from their friends when they are pissing and moaning then when they say everything is great. Most woman are negative by nature so when they are unhappy, they are thinking about their man more. The more someone dominates your thoughts, the more you care about them. Even if it’s negative.

- Women have become hunters too: Women like to chase. The hardest thing about being in a serious relationship when you are a guy is that you become more appealing to women when you are attached because it makes you harder to get. If a guy is readily available for a female to bat around like a ball of yarn, that pussy will move on something she has to work for. Nice guys will do anything for a girl and never say no. Girls want to be told no so they can convince you to say yes. The funny thing about it, is they will die trying or consider one “yes” a victory despite the fact that it was coupled with 10 previous “no’s”.

- Women want to be submissive: The last thing a girl wants is to be kicking around the man in her life unless she is a complete bitch. They want someone with a plan and who is decisive. Nice guys leave decisions up to the woman and don’t get respected for it. Girls want a guy who tells her what he wants, and just to make room for her. Most girls would rather be included with what their man is doing even if they have no interest in it, than do something they want to with their friends, if she thinks he would go with or without her. If a guy leaves it up to the girl, she knows he is at her beckon call.

-Soap Operas and Romance Novels: So many girls day dream about the kind of love and romance they saw on 90210 when they were teenagers. They have convinced themselves that the best kind of passion is born from being star crossed lovers or more importantly, the taming of a hardass. So they look for that. They look for the wild stallion no one can tame, marry them, and bitch for the rest of their lives about what a hardass he is completely forgetting about the fact that is who is was when they met. They forget that we are just normal everyday douche bags and they look nothing like Tiffany Amber Theissen.

-They mistake kindness for weakness: Most women for some reason think that if a guy will bend over backwards for them he is doing it because he is trying to keep her happy so she won’t leave. It never crosses her mind that maybe, he is just sweet. Once again, he is too available for her liking.

So to answer your question ladies, most guys are assholes because they have no choice. It’s what you want. The only time a girl ends up with a nice guy is when she is either so sick of being with an asshole, she marries a nice guy so she can take out all the shit she went through on someone, or a girl who is on the rebound. Then she leaves the nice guy for an asshole, effectively creating a new asshole out of a former nice guy.

The truth is, most assholes are nice guys at heart. It’s calculated work for most of us to figure out how to balance being mean enough to keep you second guessing, but sweet enough to keep you from leaving. It’s a fucking juggling act.The truth is, most assholes are nice guys at heart. It’s calculated work for most of us to figure out how to balance being mean enough to keep you second guessing, but sweet enough to keep you from leaving. It’s a fucking juggling act. In Part 2 of this blog I am going to show you how its done.