If there is one kind of guy who I can’t stand in this world. It’s the cock blocking nice guy. I can handle a fellow asshole trying to block my shit… But what I cannot handle is the guy who acts all concerned, is a shoulder for the girl to cry on, and tells her over and over again about the kind of guy she deserves.
Guess what? That guy is usually…
HIM.
Shocker.
I call these pussies, “assholes in disguise.” I am going to let you ladies in a little secret. All guys are pretty much the fucking same. Each one of us has a cock and a stomach and each one of us can be made happy by a good meal, and/or sexual gratification. Sure, a nice guy will tell you that he wants more, and he may… But I will get to that later.
In most cases what makes one of these “assholes in disguise” appear like a nice guy is that this kind of guy doesn’t land pussy very often. So, because of that, he puts the pussy on a pedestal because he gets it so rarely.
You don’t think so? Let me ask you this then? How many good looking guys do you know that don’t sleep around because it’s just not their thing? Shut up. No… shut the fuck up. There are none. ZERO. The only good looking guys that don’t sleep around while they are single are lying, priests, or gay. Women refer to these guys as assholes because they land lots of tail. But are they really assholes?
Your typical asshole, is very direct about what he wants. If you don’t want to give it, he shrugs his shoulders and moves on. But at the very least you know where he is coming from. You know what he wants, and you know the score before hand. He doesn’t have to lie to get pussy.
The asshole in disguise will make you feel special, will make you feel wanted, will listen to your problems, lure you in, and then fucking disappear right after you have sex. Now, you tell me who the REAL asshole is. Don’t lie ladies, its all happened to you once. Now, some guys are genuine. It happens. But like I said before, at the heart of it men are all the fucking same. You may think you have landed someone who cares about spending time with you and being your partner and all that fucking shit. But… take away sex and stop cooking… and you’ll watch that nice guy turn right into an asshole like me, and you’ll also see him lose interest in “whats on your mind.”
To conclude: Guys are all assholes. We just have different angles. Whether we listen to you well, or are good at showing you a fun time, at the heart of it, we are all looking for sex as much as possible. If you disagree let me ask you one time. When does a guy ever say, “I am not in the mood.” (If he does, he is fucking someone else. Asshole.)
Guess what? That guy is usually…
HIM.
Shocker.
I call these pussies, “assholes in disguise.” I am going to let you ladies in a little secret. All guys are pretty much the fucking same. Each one of us has a cock and a stomach and each one of us can be made happy by a good meal, and/or sexual gratification. Sure, a nice guy will tell you that he wants more, and he may… But I will get to that later.
In most cases what makes one of these “assholes in disguise” appear like a nice guy is that this kind of guy doesn’t land pussy very often. So, because of that, he puts the pussy on a pedestal because he gets it so rarely.
You don’t think so? Let me ask you this then? How many good looking guys do you know that don’t sleep around because it’s just not their thing? Shut up. No… shut the fuck up. There are none. ZERO. The only good looking guys that don’t sleep around while they are single are lying, priests, or gay. Women refer to these guys as assholes because they land lots of tail. But are they really assholes?
Your typical asshole, is very direct about what he wants. If you don’t want to give it, he shrugs his shoulders and moves on. But at the very least you know where he is coming from. You know what he wants, and you know the score before hand. He doesn’t have to lie to get pussy.
The asshole in disguise will make you feel special, will make you feel wanted, will listen to your problems, lure you in, and then fucking disappear right after you have sex. Now, you tell me who the REAL asshole is. Don’t lie ladies, its all happened to you once. Now, some guys are genuine. It happens. But like I said before, at the heart of it men are all the fucking same. You may think you have landed someone who cares about spending time with you and being your partner and all that fucking shit. But… take away sex and stop cooking… and you’ll watch that nice guy turn right into an asshole like me, and you’ll also see him lose interest in “whats on your mind.”
To conclude: Guys are all assholes. We just have different angles. Whether we listen to you well, or are good at showing you a fun time, at the heart of it, we are all looking for sex as much as possible. If you disagree let me ask you one time. When does a guy ever say, “I am not in the mood.” (If he does, he is fucking someone else. Asshole.)
this was a damn good read Lol!
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